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The Adventures of Captain Chase Sykes
& Navigator Duncan Sampson
– Shayne Carmichael & Mychael Black
A campy scifi comedy/romance from the minds of Black and Carmichael. Giant assassin vampire sheep, a secretive jungle lord, saving the universe, and screwing each other are all a part of the every day life of Chase Sykes and Duncan Sampson. Galactic Interferion’s best men are at the forefront of all the action, living and lovin’ large. Chaotic Insecure threatens the stability of the known universe in his plot to steal Interferion seeding crystals. But all is not right in Duncan and Chase’s world, and they wonder if they’re working for the right side.
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“Release the giant assassin vampire sheep!” Rudolpho screamed out the command. In answer, the portal opened and dozens of hungry sheep streamed into the room.
Duncan gazed in wide-eyed horror as he clung to the swinging iron chain above the warehouse floor. His partner, Chase, stood directly in the path of the oncoming sheep — but then, so did Rudolpho.
“Chase!” Duncan yelled before the ravening flock engulfed their arch nemesis. Rudolpho’s piercing screams echoed in the warehouse and Chase glanced upward. He tried to reach for Duncan’s leg as Duncan swung toward him.
“Let go and I’ll catch you! Hurry!” Chase’s gaze darted back and forth between Duncan and the mass of wool.
“I’ll get you for this!” Rudolpho’s vengeful vow came from the bottom of the pile. “Nerk, you incompetent…” The bleating of the sheep drowned out Rudolpho.
After Duncan freed himself from the chain using his All Purpose Metallurgic Dissolver, he jumped into Chase’s waiting arms, muttering, “Thank God for Nerk.”
Once Chase set him on his feet, they both ran from the warehouse, leaving Rudolpho to the revenge of the sheep.
Chase raced to the ship that sat just outside the warehouse, flipping open the voice pad in his hand. “Mal, get ‘er running!”
“Yes, Captain Sykes,” the computer voice answered.
Once inside, Duncan collapsed into his chair before gales of laughter erupted. “Did you see Rudolpho’s face? I think we need to hire Nerk. Opening the portal right in front of Rudolpho? Absolutely priceless.”
Chase grinned and spun around in his chair, leaving Mal to get the ship off the ground. “We really should,” he said, relaxing back in the chair. “So, did you get the converter?”
“Nerk does more to defeat Rudolpho than we do.” Slipping his hand inside his regulation Galactic Interferion jacket, Duncan pulled out the gleaming silver rod and waved it triumphantly in front of Chase’s face. “Told you I could.”
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